After two weeks in US, Akpors came back to Naija with the American slang/ accent. He flew in late and while on
his way home he was stopped by men of The Nigeria Police Force. “Hey, where u dey go?”
“Wat de f*ck do u mean, Yo talking to me?” replied Akpors. This ignited anger in these men who understands nothing but the Naija street language (Pidgin).
He was taken to the police station and put in a cell. There in the cell,Akpors kept on ranting and shouting,”Yo bunch of shits, I gat the
damn right to make a phone call in this cell. Get me a f*cking fone!!”
This went on until a Boss (Oga) in the cell told one of his boys in his husky and thunderous voice, “Scorpion, abeg give this guy
a phone call! “Scorpion headed straight to Akpors corner and landed him a THUNDEROUS SLAP” GBOOOOAAAAAAA!”
The sound was nothing far from the sound of a Thunder strike.
“E done dey ring, abi make I redial?”
Akpors accent changed, “Bros abeg, e don connect, na play i
dey play”.
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